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regretfuljohn:

Function: Distance
First Derivative: Velocity
Second Derivative: Acceleration

Third Derivative: Jerk
Fourth Derivative: Jounce

Fourth Derivative: Snap
Fifth Derivative: Crackle
Sixth Derivative: Pop

LOOOOL

thernediocregatsby:

pretty much me over everyone at school now

(Source: menorahmajora)

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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(Source: teejaypineapple)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather)

beellette:

dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”

five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”

plot twist: romney and obama answer the question.
Plot Twist: Michelle Obama wins the presidential debate